And the "Trilla-la yeep da" birds,

But "I cannot sing the old songs"—

I do not know the words.

Robert J. Burdette.

THE ELDERLY GENTLEMAN

BY the side of a murmuring stream, an elderly gentleman sat,

On the top of his head was his wig, and a-top of his wig was his hat.

The wind it blew high and blew strong, as the elderly gentleman sat;

And bore from his head in a trice, and plunged in the river his hat.