One lettuce makes a shift to squeeze

Up thro’ a tuft you call your trees:

And, once a year, a single rose

Peeps from the bud, but never blows;

In vain then you expect its bloom!

It cannot blow for want of room.

In short, in all your boasted seat,

There’s nothing but yourself that’s GREAT.

Thomas Sheridan.

THE QUIDNUNCKIS