To pay his respects to so famous a toast,

In hopes he her ladyship’s favour might win,

By playing the part of a host at an inn.

I’m sure he’s a person of great resolution,

Though delicate nerves and a weak constitution;

For he carried us all to a place ’cross the river,

And vowed that the rooms were too hot for his liver.

He said it would greatly our pleasure promote,

If we all for Spring Gardens set out in a boat.

I never as yet could his reason explain,