The people of quality flocked all together;

All pressing, addressing, caressing, and fond,

Just the same as these animals are in a pond.

You’ve read all their names in the news, I suppose,

But, for fear you have not, take the list as it goes:

There was Lady Greasewrister,

And Madam Van-Twister,

Her ladyship’s sister;

Lord Cram, and Lord Vulter,

Sir Brandish O’Culter,