And if that be the fashion, I never will give

Any grand entertainment as long as I live;

For I’m of opinion, ’tis proper to cheer

The stomach and bowels as well as the ear.

Nor me did the charming concerto of Abel

Regale like the breakfast I saw on the table;

I freely will own I the muffins preferred

To all the genteel conversation I heard.

E’en though I’d the honour of sitting between

My Lady Stuff-damask and Peggy Moreen,