And how civil to folks he ne’er saw in his life!”

“These horns,” cries my lady, “so tickle one’s ear,

Lord! what would I give that Sir Simon was here!

To the next public breakfast Sir Simon shall go,

For I find here are folks one may venture to know.

Sir Simon would gladly his lordship attend,

And my lord would be pleased with so cheerful a friend.”

So, when we had wasted more bread at a breakfast

Than the poor of our parish have ate for this week past,

I saw, all at once, a prodigious great throng