It makes an unco lee-way.

See social life an’ glee sit down,

All joyous an’ unthinking,

Till, quite transmugrified, they’re grown

Debauchery an’ drinking:

Oh, would they stay to calculate

Th’ eternal consequences;

Or your more dreaded hell to state,

Damnation of expenses!

Ye high, exalted, virtuous dames,