And he gave such a squeeze that the priest gave a roar.
“Oh, murdher,” says Paddy, “don’t read any more,
For, if you keep readin’, by all that is thrue,
Your Reverence’s fist will be soon black and blue;
Besides, to be throubled my conscience begins,
That your Reverence should have any hand in my sins,
So you’d betther suppose I committed them all,
For whether they’re great ones, or whether they’re small,
Or if they’re a dozen, or if they’re fourscore,
’Tis your Reverence knows how to absolve them, astore;