Will furnish with afflictions sore and marble urns and cherubims, very low and reasonable.
There’s a cage comfortable enough; I’ve been in it with Old Jack Jeffery and Tom Pike;
For the Green Man next door will send you in ale, gin, or anything else you like.
I can’t speak of the stocks, as nothing remains of them but the upright post;
But the pound is kept in repairs for the sake of Cob’s horse as is always there almost.
There’s a smithy of course, where that queer sort of a chap in his way, Old Joe Bradley,
Perpetually hammers and stammers, for he stutters and shoes horses very badly.
There’s a shop of all sorts that sells everything, kept by the widow of Mr. Task;
But when you go there it’s ten to one she’s out of everything you ask.
You’ll know her house by the swarm of boys, like flies, about the old sugary cask: