The broad slopes of the shining Pyramid

Look’d down in their austere simplicity

Upon the glistening silence of the sands,

Whereon no trace of mortal dust was seen.

Richard Hengist Horne.

THE ANNUITY

I GAED to spend a week in Fife;

An unco week it proved to be,

For there I met a waesome wife

Lamentin’ her viduity.