She’s been embalmed inside and oot;

She’s sauted to the last degree;

There’s pickle in her very snoot,

Sae caper-like an’ cruety.

Lot’s wife was fresh compared to her;

They’ve kyanized the useless knir;

She canna decompose—nae mair

Than her accurs’d annuity.

The water-drop wears out the rock,

As this eternal jaud wears me;