“But wherefore, sir, so metamousified?”

“Because, my son, such is the true outside

Of the inner soul by which I lived and died.”

Edward Fitzgerald.

CACOËTHES SCRIBENDI

IF all the trees in all the woods were men,

And each and every blade of grass a pen;

If every leaf on every shrub and tree

Turned to a sheet of foolscap; every sea

Were changed to ink, and all earth’s living tribes