For the honour of sharing a page with your betters,

With magistrates, members of Congress, and such.

Of course you’re delighted to serve the committees

That come with requests from the country all round;

You would grace the occasion with poems and ditties

When they’ve got a new school-house, or poor-house, or pound.

With a hymn for the saints, and a song for the sinners,

You go and are welcome wherever you please;

You’re a privileged guest at all manner of dinners;

You’ve a seat on the platform among the grandees.