For the honour of sharing a page with your betters,
With magistrates, members of Congress, and such.
Of course you’re delighted to serve the committees
That come with requests from the country all round;
You would grace the occasion with poems and ditties
When they’ve got a new school-house, or poor-house, or pound.
With a hymn for the saints, and a song for the sinners,
You go and are welcome wherever you please;
You’re a privileged guest at all manner of dinners;
You’ve a seat on the platform among the grandees.