With the Laureate’s wine and the Laureate’s pay,

And no deductions at quarter-day?

Oh, that would be the post for me!

With plenty to get and nothing to do,

But to deck a pet poodle with ribbons of blue,

And whistle a tune to the Queen’s cockatoo,

And scribble of verses remarkably few,

And empty at evening a bottle or two,

Quaffingly, quaffingly!

’Tis I would be