The last time we met, was in utter despair,

Because she had nothing whatever to wear!

Nothing To Wear! Now, as this is a true ditty,

I do not assert—this you know is between us—

That she’s in a state of absolute nudity,

Like Powers’s Greek Slave, or the Medici Venus,

But I do mean to say I have heard her declare,

When at the same moment she had on a dress

Which cost five hundred dollars, and not a cent less,

And jewelry worth ten times more, I should guess,