Not by moonbeam or starbeam, by fountain or grove,

But in a front parlour, most brilliantly lighted,

Beneath the gas-fixtures we whispered our love—

Without any romance, or raptures, or sighs,

Without any tears in Miss Flora’s blue eyes,

Or blushes, or transports, or such silly actions;

It was one of the quietest business transactions,

With a very small sprinkling of sentiment, if any,

And a very large diamond imported by Tiffany.

On her virginal lips while I printed a kiss,