Sophronia Stuckup has got one just like it,

And I won’t appear dressed like a chit of sixteen.”

“Then that splendid purple, that sweet mazarine,

That superb point d’aiguille, that imperial green,

That zephyr-like tarlatan, that rich grenadine—”

“Not one of all which is fit to be seen,”

Said the lady, becoming excited and flushed.

“Then wear,” I exclaimed, in a tone which quite crushed

Opposition, “that gorgeous toilette which you sported

In Paris last spring, at the grand presentation,