And of D’Israeli ... forti nil difficile,
Is likewise mine. Pygmalion was a fool
Who should have gone to school.
Why should an author scribble rhymes or articles?
Bring me a dozen tiny Tyndall particles;
Therefrom I’ll coin a dinner, Nash’s wine,
And a nice girl to dine.
Mortimer Collins.
MY LORD TOMNODDY
MY Lord Tomnoddy’s the son of an earl;