As it is, I’ll report her the whole conversation.

It would have been longer, but, somehow or other

(In the midst of that misanthrope’s long lamentation),

A midge in my right eye became a young mother.

Since my friend is so clever, I’ll ask her to tell me

Why the least living thing (a mere midge in the egg)

Can make a man’s tears flow, as now it befell me.

Oh, you dear, clever woman, explain it, I beg!

Robert Bulwer Lytton.