King January’s his name, they say—

And fell in love with the Princess May,

The reigning belle of Manhattan;

Nor how he began to smirk and sue,

And dress as lovers who come to woo,

Or as Max Maretzek and Jullien do,

When they sit full-bloomed in the ladies’ view,

And flourish the wondrous baton.

He wasn’t one of your Polish nobles,

Whose presence their country somehow troubles,