He didn’t bring all his forces on
At once, but, like a crafty old Don,
Who many a heart had fought and won,
Kept bidding a little higher;
And every time he made his bid,
And what she said, and all they did,
’Twas written down
For the good of the town,
By Jeems, of The Daily Flyer.
A coach and horses, you’d think, would buy