Santa Claus de la Muscovado

Señor Grandissimo Bastinado—

That gold-encrusted, fortunate man—

All will land in naked equality;

The lord of a ribboned principality

Will mourn the loss of his cordon.

Nothing to eat and nothing to wear

Will certainly be the fashion there!

Ten to one, and I’ll go it alone,

Those most used to a rag and bone,