Like them an Earl of Thackeray, and p’r’aps a Duke of Dickens—

Lord Fildes and Viscount Millais (when they come) we’ll welcome sweetly,

And then this happy country will be Anglicised completely!

It really is surprising

What a thorough Anglicising

We’ve brought about—Utopia’s quite another land;

In her enterprising movements,

She is England, with improvements,

Which we dutifully offer to our mother-land!

W. S. Gilbert.