Then I gazed with a lickerish hunger

At the restaurant-man and fruit-monger—

But oh! how I wished I were younger,

When the goodies all came in a stream—in a stream!

“I’ve a splendid blood-horse, and—a liver

That it jars into torture to trot;

My row-boat’s the gem of the river—

Gout makes every knuckle a knot!

I can buy boundless credits on Paris and Rome,

But no palate for ménus, no eyes for a dome—