Same soubrettes, still twenty-two;

Same old story—nothing new!

Friend of mine got married; in a year or so, a boy!

Father really foolish in his fond paternal joy;

Talked about that “kiddy,” and became a dreadful bore—

Just as if a baby never had been born before.

Same old crying, only more;

Same old business, walking floor;

Same old “kitchy—coochy—coo!”

Same old baby—nothing new!