You’ll think that you have found the Road to Fame;

And though ten thousand other Names are there,

You’ll fancy you’re a Genius, just the Same!

Why, if an Author can fling Art aside,

And in a Book of Balderdash take pride,

Were’t not a Shame—were’t not a Shame for him

A Conscientious Novel to have tried?

And fear not, if the Editor refuse

Your work, he has no more from which to choose;

The Literary Microbe shall bring forth