Where, thanks to his devoted work, Beethoven found superb rendition.

All these I’ve heard, and others, too—poor Seidl, who has talked with Charon;

Nikisch, whose eager gestures make it difficult to keep your hair on;

Then there’s a chap whose name I’ve lost (I think he wrote “The Rose of Sharon”);

Wood, of Queen’s Hall, in London Town;

Strauss, for his programme-music known;

Dozens whose brains the genius own that’s common to the seed of Aaron.

But if good music is the thing your inmost soul would fain get fat on,

Avoid, I pray, good Boston town, where, though no male may keep his hat on,

The ladies talk the whole show through, and you will certainly be sat on