A Satire Anthology

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INDEX OF AUTHORS

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Lines by an Old Fogy	[348]
Wanted—A Governess	[346]
Anstey, Christopher
The Public Breakfast	[67]
Aristophanes
Chorus of Women	[3]
Armytage, Faulkner
Friday Afternoon at the Boston Symphony Hall	[332]
Aytoun, William E.
The Laureate	[194]
Barham, Richard Harris
Mr. Barney Maguire’s Account of the Coronation	[119]
Birdseye, George
Paradise. A Hindoo Legend	[319]
Blake, Rodney
Hoch! der Kaiser	[320]
Bowring, Sir John
The Rich and the Poor Man (From the Russian of Kremnitzer)	[132]
Brough, Robert Barnabas
My Lord Tomnoddy	[227]
Browning, Elizabeth Barrett
Critics	[164]
A Man’s Requirements	[163]
Browning, Robert
The Lost Leader	[186]
The Pope and the Net	[188]
Soliloquy of the Spanish Cloister	[190]
Bunner, H. C.
Atlantic City	[290]
Wed	[289]
Burdette, Robert J.
What Will We Do?	[272]
Burgess, Gelett
Extracts from the Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne	[328]
Burnand, Frank C.
True to Poll	[247]
Burns, Robert
Address to the Unco Guid, or the Rigidly Righteous	[86]
Holy Willie’s Prayer	[88]
Butler, William Allen
Nothing to Wear	[213]
Butler, Samuel
Description of Holland	[30]
The Religion of Hudibras	[31]
Saintship versus Conscience	[29]
Byrom, John
The Three Black Crows	[63]
Byron, Lord
A Country House Party	[127]
From “English Bards and Scotch Reviewers”	[125]
From “The Devil’s Drive”	[123]
To Woman	[126]
Calverley, Charles Stuart
Of Propriety	[235]
Peace: A Study	[236]
The Schoolmaster Abroad with His Son	[233]
Canning, George
The Friend of Humanity and the Knife-Grinder	[92]
Carlyle, Thomas
Cui Bono?	[135]
Carman, Bliss
Hem and Haw	[307]
The Sceptics	[308]
Carroll, Lewis
Fame’s Penny Trumpet	[238]
Cayley, George John
An Epitaph	[64]
Churchill, Charles
On Smollett	[73]
Claudius, Matthew
The Hen	[77]
Cleiveland, John
Satire on the Scots	[32]
Clough, Arthur Hugh
The Latest Decalogue	[200]
There Is No God	[199]
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor
Cologne	[96]
Giles’ Hope	[96]
Job	[95]
Collins, Mortimer
The Positivists	[225]
Sky-Making	[226]
Cowper, William
A Faithful Picture of Ordinary Society	[74]
The Uncertain Man	[74]
Crabbe, George
Reporters	[85]
Sly Lawyers	[85]
Crane, Stephen
Lines	[337]
War Is Kind	[336]
Deane, Anthony C.
The Beauties of Nature	[317]
A Certain Cure	[316]
John Jenkins	[313]
De Béranger, Pierre Jean
The King of Yvetot (Version of W. M. Thackeray)	[109]
Defoe, Daniel
Introduction to the True-Born Englishman	[41]
Dibdin, Charles
Let Us All be Unhappy Together	[78]
Dekker, Thomas
Horace Concocting an Ode	[23]
Dobson, Austin
The Love-Letter	[267]
The Poet and the Critics	[265]
Dodge, Mary Mapes
Life in Laconics	[263]
Donne, John
The Will	[18]
Dowling, Bartholomew
Revelry in India	[210]
Dryden, John
The Duke of Buckingham	[37]
On Shadwell	[38]
Fawcett, Edgar
Chorus of Anglomaniacs (From “The Buntling Ball”)	[275]
Fielding, Henry
An Epistle to Sir Robert Walpole	[65]
Fitzgerald, Edward
The Miser	[166]
Foss, Samuel Walter
The Fate of Pious Dan	[298]
The Meeting of the Clabberhuses	[300]
The Origin of Sin	[294]
A Philosopher	[295]
Gay, John
The Quidnunckis	[54]
The Sick Man and the Angel	[55]
Gilbert, W. S.
The Æsthete	[260]
Anglicised Utopia	[252]
The Ape and the Lady	[250]
Etiquette	[254]
Sleep On	[249]
To the Terrestrial Globe	[240]
Gilder, Richard Watson
Give Me a Theme	[274]
The Poem, to the Critic	[274]
The Tool	[273]
Gilman, Charlotte Perkins (Stetson)
A Conservative	[304]
Wedded Bliss	[303]
Goldsmith, Oliver
An Elegy on the Death of a Mad Dog	[72]
Greenwood, Grace
A Fragment	[212]
Halleck, Fitz-Greene
Woman	[132]
Harrington, Sir John
Of a Certain Man	[16]
A Precise Tailor	[16]
Hay, John
Distiches	[264]
Heber, Reginald
Sympathy	[111]
Herford, Oliver
A Butterfly of Fashion	[322]
Earth	[321]
Hervey, Thomas Kibble
The Devil at Home	[149]
Holcroft, Thomas
Gaffer Gray (From “Hugh Trevor”)	[139]
Holmes, Oliver Wendell
Cacoëthes Scribendi	[166]
Contentment	[171]
A Familiar Letter to Several Correspondents	[167]
Hood, Thomas
Cockle v. Cackle	[140]
Our Village	[145]
Horace, Quintus Horatius Flaccus
A Would-Be Literary Bore	[4]
Horne, Richard Hengist
Pelters of Pyramids	[155]
Hunt, James Henry Leigh
From “The Feast of the Poets”	[116]
Johnson, Hilda
Ballade of Expansion	[331]
Jonson, Ben
On Don Surly	[24]
Juvenal
The Wish for Length of Life	[6]
Kipling, Rudyard
The Conundrum of the Workshops	[326]
General Summary	[324]
Lang, Andrew
Ballade of Literary Fame	[274]
Lemon, Mark
How to Make a Man of Consequence	[173]
Lever, Charles
The Widow Malone	[173]
Loines, Russell Hilliard
On a Magazine Sonnet	[321]
Loomis, Charles Battell
The Evolution of a “Name”	[310]
Lover, Samuel
Father-Land and Mother-Tongue	[135]
Father Molloy	[136]
Lovelace, Richard
Song	[34]
Lowell, James Russell
From “A Fable for Critics”	[201]
The Pious Editor’s Creed	[206]
Ludlow, Fitz-Hugh
Too Late	[261]
Lyndsay, Sir David
A Carman’s Account of a Lawsuit	[12]
Lysaght, Edward
Kitty of Coleraine	[91]
Lytton, Robert Bulwer
Midges	[230]
Mackay, Charles
Cynical Ode to an Ultra-Cynical Public	[192]
The Great Critics	[193]
Marston, John
The Scholar and His Dog	[25]
Marvell, Andrew
The Character of Holland	[35]
Matthews, Brander
An Advanced Thinker	[282]
Meredith, George
Hiding the Skeleton	[229]
Moore, Thomas
Eternal London	[105]
Lying	[108]
The Modern Puffing System	[106]
Morse, James Herbert
Fame	[269]
Munkittrick, Richard Kendall
To Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra	[287]
What’s in a Name?	[288]
Neaves, Lord Charles
How to Make a Novel	[150]
Noel, Thomas
The Pauper’s Drive	[175]
O’Keefe, John
The Friar of Orders Gray	[79]
Osborn, Selleck
A Modest Wit	[112]
Outram, George
The Annuity	[156]
Peacock, Thomas L.
Rich and Poor; or, Saint and Sinner	[117]
Pitt, William
The Sailor’s Consolation	[152]
Pope, Alexander
From “The Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot”	[60]
Sandys’ Ghost	[57]
Praed, Winthrop M.
Verses on Seeing the Speaker Asleep in His Chair During one of the Debates of the First Reformed Parliament	[154]
Prior, Matthew
An Epitaph	[43]
The Remedy Worse Than the Disease	[45]
Prout, Father
Malbrouck	[161]
Punch
A Match	[343]
Raleigh, Sir Walter
The Soul’s Errand	[13]
Roche, James Jeffrey
A Boston Lullaby	[277]
The V-A-S-E	[278]
The Net of Law	[277]
Rückert, Friedrich
Greediness Punished	[130]
Rutebœuf
The Ass’s Legacy	[7]
Sackville, Charles, Earl of Dorset
Satire on Edward Howard	[39]
Sancta-Clara, Abraham á
St. Anthony’s Sermon to the Fishes	[39]
Saxe, John Godfrey
The Mourner à la Mode	[197]
Woman’s Will	[196]
Scott, Sir Walter
Nora’s Vow	[94]
Seaman, Owen
“The Hurt that Honour Feels”	[310]
Shakespeare, William
From “As You Like It”	[22]
From “Love’s Labour’s Lost”	[21]
From “King Henry IV.”	[20]
Shelley, Percy Bysshe
Ozymandias	[134]
Sheridan, Richard Brinsley
The Literary Lady	[84]
Sheridan, Thomas
Dr. Delany’s Villa	[52]
Sill, Edward Rowland
Five Lives	[270]
Smith, Harry B.
Same Old Story	[306]
Smith, James
Christmas Out of Town	[103]
The Poet of Fashion	[101]
Southey, Robert
The Battle of Blenheim	[97]
The Well of St. Keyne	[99]
Stedman, Edmund Clarence
The Diamond Wedding	[240]
Stephen, J. K.
To R. K.	[286]
A Sonnet	[284]
A Thought	[283]
Suckling, Sir John
The Constant Lover	[27]
The Remonstrance	[28]
Swift, Jonathan
The Furniture of a Woman’s Mind	[48]
Twelve Articles	[46]
Taylor, Bayard
A Review	[221]
Taylor, Henry
Two Characters	[151]
Taylor, Jane
The Philosopher’s Scales	[114]
Tennyson, Alfred
On Lytton	[177]
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Damages, Two Hundred Pounds	[182]
Mr. Molony’s Account of the Ball Given to the Nepaulese Ambassador by the Peninsular and Oriental Company	[179]
Sorrows of Werther	[178]
Thomas, Edith M.
They Said	[284]
Torrence, Frederic Ridgely
From “The House of a Hundred Lights”	[340]
Trollopiad, From the
The British Visitor	[343]
Vielé, Herman Knickerbocker
The Font in the Forest	[294]
Villon, François
A Ballade of Old-Time Ladies (Translated by John Payne)	[11]
Ware, Eugene Fitch
He and She	[272]
Weatherly, Frederick Edward
A Bird in the Hand	[281]
Thursday	[280]
Wither, George
The Manly Heart	[26]
Wolcott, John (Peter Pindar)
On Johnson	[75]
To Boswell	[76]
Yates, Edmund
All-Saints	[237]
Young, Edward
From “The Love of Fame”	[50]
Yriarte, Tomas
The Country Squire	[80]
The Eggs	[83]

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