But all the while, within your private dwelling,

There’s many a Paris courting of your Helen.”

BOARD OR LODGING

“Asclepiades, the miser, in his house

Espied one day, to his surprise, a mouse.

‘Tell me, dear mouse,’ he cried, ‘to what cause is it

I owe this pleasant but unlooked-for visit?’

The mouse said, smiling, ‘Fear not for your hoard;

I come, my friend, to lodge, and not to board.’”

Anon
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