“Damon, who plied the undertaker’s trade,
With Doctor Crateas an agreement made.
What linens Damon from the dead could seize,
He to the doctor sent for bandages;
While the good doctor, here no promise-breaker,
Sent all his patients to the undertaker.”
Anon
LONG AND SHORT
“Dick cannot blow his nose whene’er he pleases
His nose so long is, and his arm so short;
Nor ever cries, ‘God bless me!’ when he sneezes—