A curious wag,—the peddler’s son,—

And so he mused (the wanton wretch),

“To-night I’ll have a grain of fun.

“We’re all a set of stupid fools

To think the skipper knows by tasting

What ground he’s on: Nantucket schools

Don’t teach such stuff, with all their basting!”

And so he took the well-greased lead

And rubbed it o’er a box of earth

That stood on deck,—a parsnip-bed,—