And then he sought the skipper’s berth.

“Where are we now, sir? Please to taste.”

The skipper yawned, put out his tongue,

Then oped his eyes in wondrous haste,

And then upon the floor he sprung!

The skipper stormed, and tore his hair,

Thrust on his boots, and roared to Marden,

Nantucket’s sunk, and here we are

Right over old Marm Hackett’s garden!

John Godfrey Saxe has been called the American Tom Hood. His verses are among our very best humorous poems.