It was hard by the cornfield of Auber,

In the musty Mud Meadows of Weir,

Down by the dank frog-pond of Auber,

In the ghoul-haunted cornfield of Weir.

Now, his wife had a temper Satanic,

And when Peter roamed here with his Soul,

Through the corn with his conjugal Soul,

He spied a huge pumpkin Titanic,

And he popped her right in through a hole.

Then solemnly sealed up the hole.