And thus Peter Peter has kept her

Immured in Mausoleum gloom,

A moist, humid, damp sort of gloom.

And though there’s no doubt he bewept her,

She is still in her yellow hued tomb,

Her unhallowed, Hallowe’en tomb

And ever since Peter side-stepped her,

He calls her his lost Lulalume,

His Pumpkin-entombed Lulalume.

This was received with acclaim, but many objected to the mortuary theory.