WHAT THE PILOT KNEW
Owing to the safeguards which the Admiralty have placed at the entrance to all large British seaports, it is now compulsory for all outward-bound and incoming vessels to be under the charge of a Government pilot.
A few weeks ago a Sunderland collier was anchored outside the Humber waiting for his pilot, and incidentally chafing at the delay.
Eventually the pilot was shipped and the safe channel entered for Hull, when the captain rather sarcastically remarked: “Do you know where the mines are?”
“No,” replied the pilot, “I do not.”
“What! you’ve taken over my ship and you don’t know? Well, I might just as well have brought the ship in myself.”
The pilot smiled indulgently upon the enraged skipper and said: “Aye, captain, ’tis true I don’t know where the mines are, but I know where they are not.”
IT WORKED ALL RIGHT
All the work was mapped out for the new charwoman, but about the appointed time she arrived in tears.