BROTHERLY REPARTEE
A cricket match was taking place near a German internment camp. Many were the comments on the game.
One of the British soldiers who had taken part in the game turned to a German officer, and asked what he thought of the game and the British cricketers.
“Oh,” he said, “they’re very good, but we Germans can beat you on the battlefield.”
“Oh, I suppose you get the most ‘runs’ there!” said the soldier.
MADE IN GERMANY
Chaplain (in French town near the Front)—“I have been working so hard of late that I feel rather run down. I must try a tonic.”
Soldier—“Why not try a glass of lager?”
Chaplain (badly shocked)—“Oh, that’s Teutonic!”