War Fan—“What’de yuh think of von Hindenburg’s drive?”
Golf Fan—“His drive is all right, but they say he’s weak on the green.”
BLACK AND BLUE, PERHAPS
The Village Know-All—“’Ow’s that son o’ yourn wot went into the Army gettin’ on, Mr. Highpate?”
Mr. Highpate—“Oh, doin’ splendid. They’ve made ’im a color-sergeant now.”
The Village Know-All—“’Ave they, though? What color?”
BUT WILL THEY?
“What makes you think we’ll have better times when the war is over?”
“Well, for one thing, all these men who do nothing but stand around discussing the war news will have time to go back to work.”