“Oh, no, never!” retorted the Swiss.
“Waiter, a glass of beer for each of the soldiers at the next table!” ordered the civilian. And, addressing again the soldier, he asked: “Is this generally the view held in the Swiss army in regard to a possible German invasion? Are all the Swiss soldiers so Germanophil?”
“I don’t know,” replied the soldier.
“But why would you not shoot the Germans?”
“Because we belong to the band!”
SHOOK ALL OVER
She—“Tell me, when you were in the army were you cool in the hour of danger?”
He—“Cool? I actually shivered.”