FUN ON THE FIRING-LINE
The course of training for a recruit is not all drudgery. Hardly a day passes without some amusing incident happening. The following occurred a few weeks ago in a Territorial regiment.
The day’s programme included practice in passing messages from mouth to mouth all along the line. In the roar of a battle it is very necessary that each man should be able to pass on a message which could not be heard if the officer in charge called it out. The officer got the men in a firing position and whispered the following message to the man on the left flank:—
“Left half company commander to right half company commander—ammunition almost done; let us have more quickly,” and ordered the message to be passed to the right. In a few minutes he called up the right-flank man and asked for the message as he received it.
The reply was:—
“Ammunition all gone. God Save the King.”
There was very little order for a few minutes after that.
DOING HIS BIT
Recruiting Sergeant—“Whose are these strapping youths, and why aren’t they in the army?”
Farmer—“They be my sons, for sure.”