"Ten and costs for reckless driving," announced the justice.
"Listen," said the young man, "judge, we were on our way to have you marry us."
"Twenty and costs, then!" cried the justice. "You're more reckless than
I thought you were."
ITS NAME
In a kindergarten class flags were shown, and in answer to a question a little girl gave the response that was expected of her: "This is the flag of my country."
"And what is the name of your country?" was the next question.
"'Tis of thee," was the prompt reply.
THE ORIGINAL METHOD
Katherine and Margaret found themselves seated next each other at a dinner-party and immediately became confidential.
"Molly told me that you told her that secret I told you not to tell her," whispered Margaret.