"'Hear that cow beller?'
"'Sounds to me like a bull,' I replied.
"No answer, but the following morning I noticed him packing up.
"'Going to leave?' I questioned.
"'Yes,' he replied.
"'What for?'
"Too much argument,'"
IN THE OLD DAYS
Lord Northcliffe at a Washington luncheon was talking about the British
Premier.
"Mr. Lloyd George is the idol of the nation," he said. "It is hard to believe how unpopular he was, at least among the Unionists, once. Among the many stories circulated about Mr. Lloyd George's unpopularity at that time there was one which concerned a rescue from drowning. The heroic rescuer, when a gold medal was presented to him for his brave deed, modestly declared: