To polish up, my dear, I’m clever,

I will beautify you girls for ever,

I will enamel your face, your legs and hands,

If you want a husband I’ll yet you a man,

Yes, my dears, if a husband you desire,

I’ll get you a marquis, a lord, or squire,

Who will look in a bath and you admire,

Now listen to Madame Rachel.

Why should I disturb my mind,

They to punish me a way can’t find,