I shall leave my ticket at Number Nine,

Enquire for Madame Rachel;

I am the woman who can you please,

I can polish your skin, anoint your knees,

I can enamel your pretty chignons so clever,

I can make you all sweet beauties for ever.

I say Mrs Sparrowtail was a fool,

And of the old woman I made a fool,

To polish old ladies shall be my rule,

It shall, says Madame Rachel.