Such sights were never seen on land or river,

Such wonderful things you will discover

The girl of the period—like clothes props.—

Like a stick stuck on the head of a mop!

Then a fat old lady bought a barge

To see the sight so grand and large,

Some one told her it was rotten,

So they tarr’d her bows and cork’d her bottom.

The next was a skiff, a gent and his daughter

Oh Pa’ the boat is making water!