They were in a mess, depend upon it,

She bailed her out with her plate bonnet.

Here they come and there they go,

Quite as good as the Lord Mayor’s Show;

A scream!—what’s the matter?—that’s something good.

A girl’s heels stuck up, and her head in the mud.

The Americans, some say, will win it,

Look at their move, forty strokes a minute,

So you chaps you’d better look to it

Just tell me the chap or girl that can do it.