In Plymouth old churchyard :
Here lies the body of
Thomas Vernon,
The only surviving son of
Admiral Vernon.
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In New Hampshire:
Here lies old Caleb Ham,
By trade a bum.
When Caleb dyed the Devil cryed:
"Come, Caleb, come."
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Lord Brougham (for an orator):
Here, reader, turn your weeping eyes,
My fate a useful moral teaches;
The hole in which my body lies
Would not contain one half my speeches.
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