Here lies (the Lord have mercy on her)
One of Her Majesty's maids of honour:
She was young, slender, and pretty;
She died a maid—the more's the pity.
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Here lies poor stingy Timmy Wyatt,
Who died at noon and saved a dinner by it.
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In Memory of Mr. Joseph Crapp; shipwright who died ye 26th of November 1770 Aged 43 years.
Alass Frend Joseph
His End was Allmost Sudden
As thou the mandate came
Express from heaven
his foot it slip—And he did fall
help, help he cries—& that was all.
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In the old church of Wrexham there was (in 1858) a tablet with the following inscription:
Here lieth, underneath these stones,
The Beard, the Flesh, and eke the Bones
Of Wrexham's Clerk, old Daniel Jones.