Here lies John Hill, a man of skill,
His age was five times ten,
He ne'er did good, nor ever would,
Had he lived as long again

Here lies the body of John Smith. Had he lived till he got ashore, he would have been buried here.

Here lies Dr. Trollope,
Who made these stones roll up;
He took a dose of jalop,
And God took his soul up.

John Macpherson
Was a remarkable person;
He stood six feet two
Without his shoe,
And he was slew
At Waterloo.