[17.] A Witch being at the stake to be burnt, she saw her Son there; and being very dry, desir'd him to give her some drink: No, Mother, says the Sweet conditioned Son, 'twill do you wrong, for the dryer you be, you'll burn all the better.

[4.] A foolish young Esquire, being newly come to his Estate (taking after the old Miser his Father, grew covetous.) He hearing his Steward say, he had killed him a Bullock against Christmas. What, said he, do you mean to undo me by such extravagant Expenses? I will have but half a one killed at a time.

A Song in Praise of the Leather Bottel.[196]

Shewing how Glasses, and Pots are laid aside,

And Flaggons and Noggins they cannot abide;

And let all Wives do what they can,

'Tis for the Praise and Use of Man;

And this you may very well be sure,

The Leather Bottel will longest endure;