PROPOSALS
"No," said the positive girl, "I will never tie myself down to one man."
"Perhaps," he replied sarcastically, "if I organize a syndicate you will consider our offer."
MERCHANT (to applicant for job)—"Sorry, but I only employ married men."
APPLICANT-"Do you happen to have a daughter, sir?"
"I love you! I love you!" he murmured for the nineteenth time. "Speak! Answer me!"
The maiden coyly hung her head.
"I—oh, Tom, this is so sudden!" she pleaded.